Hypotheticals (1)

Just to get the ball rolling a little, I thought I'd post a couple hypotheticals for people to respond to. First off, when Gregor wakes up to find himself the world's largest bug his first thoughts are worries about being late for work. What would your first thoughts be if you woke up as a giant bug tomorrow morning? That's the first, I'll list the second one in a separate post for people to respond to separately.